I HATE FOOTBALL
by DEF K.retins L.ove F.ootball
of MAD VISION
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There's that lame song in England about
Cantona beginning with: " I don't know
why, but I love you !".
When I was younger I hated football,
and I couldn't really explain why,now I
know why I hate football.
1-
Football ground is the only place you
are insulted by people of your own team
when you miss an action.
2-
Football players are the only people I
know, who fall and are hurt when you
touch them lightly when they've got the
ball.
They are also the only one who recover
their health when referee give a yellow
board to their adversary.
3-
A football match is boring. Five goals
maximums with an average of 2 or 3.
When in a basket ball match about 80
baskets are scored.
4-
Football teams which win are always
also the football teams which have the
biggest budgets.
5-
Football supporters represent all that
I hate.
They are violent , stupid , racist,
and chauvinist.
6-
Football players are overpaid.
7-
Football player brains are underdeve-
loped.
8-
TF1 and Commodore advertise & sponsor
football teams and matches.And I am not
keen on TF1 and Commodore.
Have I lost some friends ?
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*IT IS A SHAME TO BE A COMPUTERFREAK !*
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By DOMM/ANIMAL MINE
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A long time ago, when you were about 10
years old you admired people having one
of these wonderfull toys: the C64,M.S.X
and so on. You were glad when you could
tell your friends, about new games and,
anybody, wanted to play with you on the
afternoon...
But now, when you get older you can not
say 'I own a computer and I know how to
use it! ' without flushing (Do not take
this too serious,you have to exaggerate
to say things clear...). This time (and
only this time), it is not the fault of
lamers.. It's the fault of all computer
freaks who don't know what life is (But
I consider those computerfreaks a bunch
of lamers...).
The public image of a computerfreak is
the following one:
A person who doesn't see the difference
between life and games or, a person who
spends several hours a day playing game
or making other strange things with his
machine, a person who has no friends or
a person who cannot do anything,(Except
using his computer), a person who can't
talk about other things than computers,
persons whose have to show anybody that
they are cool (Basic!) coders, a person
who isn't worth being your friend...
It is the main reason why I didn't tell
lots of my friends that I am a hardcore
computerfreak coz this image is right 4
all computerfreaks at our school (There
are about 500 pupils in this school and
at least 70-80 computerfreaks).I'm sure
that computerfreaks aren't different in
other cities and countries.
I'm not of the same opinion as Hannu M.
(Who wrote computernerds article in the
MAGGIE 10) who said that you are a CPU
nerd when you spend a night in front of
your Computer. Anybody did that . But I
say that you are a computernerd, when U
spend a night in front of your monitor,
when , you could meet some cool friends
instead of.
The following is meant as a message to
all the people which fit at least in 1
point to the 'Public image' mentioned
above:
Congratulations! You managed to destroy
the image of all 'reals' computerfreaks
(The ones whose know what friendship is
really !) . You are wasting your life 4
nothing.
STOP BEING A KID ! I do not want you to
stop your computer activities. I want
you , to stop spending 1/3 of your life
time near a monitor ! At the moment, it
is a shame to be a computer-freak becoz
the whole world, think you are spending
4 hours a day near your computer !
Show to anybody you're a cool guy (read
about it in Maggie 10 , and avoid doing
all the things written in that article)
meet friends, watch movies,practise sum
sports, drink beer, make jokes, play at
billard, read book, listen to music and
get alive ! Tell to all your
boring friends (Ones with a computer if
there are others) what you read in this
article. You'll help all computerfreaks
in the whole world being proud of their
hobby again (And peace and freedom will
return to earth........).
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TO BREAK DOWN WITH STUPID NATIONALISM !
¦¦¦¦¦ by DEF KLF of MAD VISION ¦¦¦¦¦
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Can you image somebody who wakes-up
each morning, open his bedroom's window
and say when the sun shines:
- " I'M PROUD OF THE WEATHER ! ".
What would you think about him ?
You might think he's crazy,isn't it ?
He surely is, you can't be proud of
something you're not responsible for.
Now imagine a second people who says:
- " I"M PROUD TO BE FRENCH "
And you may think it's his right.
But I disagree with you, this man's
thought is as silly as the first one.
Because this guy is not responsible for
being French, he has done absolutely
nothing to be French, his parents are
French or he is born in France and
that's all.
So if you are proud of being French,
German,Swedish... ask yourself why you
are so proud ? Have you done anything
to 'improve' your country, something
good for it ? You probably haven't yet.
But you can tell me you're proud of
what other inhabitants of your country
did.
That's your right, but you might say
inspite that you are 'happy' or
something alike to be identify of
illustrious fellow-citizens but not
proud.
Moreover pride is aggressive, because
it sounds like a rejection of strangers
whereas to be proud of his country you
must be very open to other cultures and
civilisations and know them very well,
to check if your country is as cool as
you thought once compared to other
countries. Whereas most nationalist-
people ignore other cultures and
countries.
If you take an interest in an other
country, it stands a good chance of
discovering that what you used to be
proud of in your country also existed
somewhere else.
PEACE !
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¦ NEO-NAZISM in GERMANY ¦
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¦ or:NAZI-SUCKERS try to ruin Germany ¦
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¦ by Sethos of Animal Mine ¦
¦ & i'm not afraid writing my opinion. ¦
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Well, as most of you surely know,there
are some rumors going around that our
country, GERMANY, is going to become a
4th REICH.
Surely, many peopl e watch TV and see
houses in Germany burning, they see our
young people in NAZI-dresses, they see
them shouting "HEIL HITLER!" and "SIEG
HEIL!" to other people and they see
them beating foreign guys.
Even German NAZIS recently killed some
innocent people in Germany:
In WUPPERTAL, a city next to my town,
there was a man killed by two drunken
NAZIs in a pub.
In MOELLN, there have been murdered 3
women (!) from Turkey. The murders
burned their house and they died in the
flames. They did not have any chance
to escape the flames. The suckers who
have done this crime are not yet caught
but they seem to be neo-NAZI teens...
In July and August, many homes for re-
fugees were destroyed by the NAZIS who
attacked the foreign people and burned
their houses.
Many normal, -non NAZI people!- were
there to WATCH and they did NOT HELP
the victims. Because they didn't want
to see the refugees from Rumania or
Vietnam in their city anymore.
They said they don't like those refu-
gees because they are "dirty" and they
steal money.
It could be true, it could be false!
Anyway, NO reason to burn houses or
even to kill peolpe!
Our government did not do enough to
stop the Nazis, first. But after the
crime in MOELLN, the government stopped
a NAZI-party:
The party is now forbidden.
And surely many more will follow, I'm
sure. But it takes a long time to
collect information about a party.
And you have to collect much stuff
about a party to forbid it.
So we have to wait.
As you certainly know, the NAZIs in
GERMANY are only a small part of the
people. Most people are NOT NAZIs.
Most people are against NAZISM!
You probably saw the demonstrations
AGAINST RACISM in GERMANY on TV.
And so you KNOW that most people are
against RACISM and NAZISM!
You surely saw the CROWD of over 350000
German people who demonstrated in
BERLIN. Unfortunately, the demonstra-
tion was disturbed by anarchistic teens
who are not NAZIS! (totally paradox!)
Well, let's divide the NAZIS into two
groups:
1. SKINHEADS and other troublemaking
kids and teens who only want to
beat other guys.
Many of them come from the east
of Germany (former GDR).
They have no work, mostly. And
therefore they are looking for
anything they could probably do.
Give them a task, give them a job!
And they will leave the streets,
they will CHANGE their opinion.
These SKINHEADS only need a leader
who shows them WHAT to do and HOW
to do it. As the politicians from
the gouvernment are not able to
lead them in ANY way, they search
for OTHER leaders.
2. The INTELLIGENT nazi-LEADERS.
They KNOW what THEY want and they
don't care what OTHER people want.
They take care for young people
who don't know what to do, and
they USE those youngsters for
THEIR TARGETS.
If they reached their targets,
they would FORGET the SKINHEADS...
These leaders are REALLY danger-
ous.
Well, remember that those NAZI-suckers
are only a MINORITY of the GERMAN
people!
A 4th REICH is NOT POSSIBLE !!!
The democracy is strong enough in our
country. 99.9% of the German people
are not willing to lose the rights,
the democracy gives the individuum.
And we all KNOW that RACISM is a big
SHIT, which leads to CHAOS and CRIME!
(See USA or South-Africa)
You know that we have BIG PROBLEMS
in the moment, because of the re-
unification and unemployment.
Nobody had ever thought of SUCH big
problems, but we HAVE to solve them
soon. But it's NOT POSSIBLE when
more and more nazis appear, so we
will have to stop them. And our
gouvernment DID RECOGNIZE IT now!
So please be patient, solving of the
NAZI-PROBLEM is in progress!
It'll be worse for a certain time in
future, I say. But remember the 70s
where we had a period when a NAZI-
party called NPD got 10% for parlia-
ment. We solved this problem, too.
So don't be afraid of a Nazi-Germany!
It'll never come true again!
But we all don't know what happens
next month: Hopefully we don't have
these problems anymore, but I think
we'll have them for a certain time.
Let's stop here.
If there are big changes in the future,
I'll tell you my opinion again.
(I don't care if you want it or not...)
SETHOS of ANIMAL MINE
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PUBLIC DOMAIN SOFTWARE
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By Little Guy of BAD BOYS/REPLICANTS
Translated by SPY3 of MAD VISION
Many Freelance coders codes some
good utilities,demos,games and, various
other interesting things.These programs
are part of the PUBLIC DOMAIN, it means
they aren't protected by copyright laws
at all.
It's an easy way to make money but
the problem is that, it doesn't benefit
necessary to the real authors.
Here are some news from Belgium :
The society ADOS from Bruxelles spread,
a public domain catalogue (It Costs 100
BEF, it means 2£50) to many costumers ,
and they even send dis catalogue freely
to many Computer clubs !
In this catalogue called the 'GOOD NEWS
MAGAZINE' you have 2 pages of lame news
about the FALCON and some words about a
midi proggy, that is all ! The 40 other
pages are in fact the catalogue with at
the end an order form. This big list of
software is illustrated by many photos,
and is quite well done.
They sell particularly:
THE PHALEON DEMO,TOXIC MAG.....
The demo section of 'BAD BOYS BELGIUM',
hasn't been forgotten at all ! About 20
of their productions are sell here like
by example :
THE XCOPY 1.3 by ZX
Many BAD BOYS MODULE Disks by ZX
SUBFACX 2000 by Zx
POWER TANK by ZX
BAD BOY TRACKER by ZX
TSB MODEM Disks by ZX
and also many other productions !
We can thanks 'ADOS' for their adverts,
but there is a problem.... Here are the
prices for all the software they sell:
200 BF,35 FF,3£50 per disk
+ 50 BF,12 FF,1£50 for the postage !
Personally We haven't been contacted by
this society, which is selling, without
the authorisation of their author, many
BAD BOYS BELGIUM Productions !
Then, instead of buying the stuff here,
you'd better buy them directly to their
author for a cheap price.
120 BF,20 FF,2£ per disk
and the postage is FREE !
Our Address is:
BAD BOYS BELGIUM
BP 17
B-4420 MONTEGNEE
BELGIUM
We're also looking for very good coders
to join BAD BOYS BELGIUM , write at the
same address.
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NOTE FROM DEF KLF:
PD magazine still sells in France
HMD dentro,Massive Attack,Just Buggin.
for more 50 ff !
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ABOUT HUMOUR ON TV & SUCKER DJ.
by DEF KLF of MAD VISION
It is a commonplace to say humour is
different according to epoch.
But,by the way of this article I would
like to make a stand against a form of
humour which seems to be very popular
at the moment ( in France at least ).
I'm going to talk about so called
impertinence.Every TV channels or radio
stations in France have a guy who is
supposed to be insolent,to give a young
and dynamic brand image of the medium
he works on,and also to be a teenage
idol and by the way earn lotsa money.
If it was funny or even for some
person " shocking " to watch on TV, a
guy talking very freely about sex, drug
or politicians 12 years ago. It is very
common now. So when I hear greenhorn
showing off on TV because they dare ask
girls to simulate orgasm or because
they say politicians are all rotten.
I really laugh. In 1992 to be insolent
that's not that ! This pseudo-
impertinence is just a concept to
attract youngster to their show.
If those guys were as insolent as they
claim they are, they would criticize
the Tv channel they work on,they would
say the rule of having a large audience
to have many advertisers stinks and
that they really don't mind.
Inspite of acting like real rebels
talking lotsa bullshit,if young D.J. of
national FM radio were not drips they
would choose the records they want to
listen to and they would not play all
day long the same shit of their Play-
list choose by the radio president.
To compensate the fact they have
nothing to say sucker D.J. , let the
audience phone to the radio, all that
they are allowed to do is to shout, it
can be the radio show name, the DJ name
or a simple primal scream. That is the
acme of fun for sucka'DJ.....
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