from the Replicants.
By SPY3 from MAD VISION
AMZ: Hello guy, first of all, could you
(like always!) start to tell us how old
are you what are you doing in your real
life, and when did you buy your ST ?
ELLFIRE: Well I'm actually 19 years old
and I'm at University ( 1rst year). I
bought my first 520 STF during summer
1988, I sold it and bought a 520STE now
upgraded to 1 meg in 1991.
AMZ: What is your job in THE REPLICANTS
for the moment ?
ELLFIRE: Just supplying originals for
the crew, and then swapping the cracks
to all our other swappers & personnal
AMZ: Ok.... Now let's talk of a totally
frightful disease : I.C.S and VMAX . Do
you think that, money is enough to rule
the ST scene ?
ELLFIRE: Of course not otherwise we
would certainly all be in ICS, in this
crew people are needed just to keep the
money business running for MrFly, the
members can change at anytime who cares
The first ICS of Illegal and Bust is
really far away from the Vmax-ICS, the
only thing wich counts at anytime is
AMZ: What do you think of the attitude,
of children like ROBOCAMP?This poor kid
seems to think he's the best cracker on
earth ! Do U know what's his fave music
at the present time ?
ELLFIRE: I suppose he's really happy
with his latest success ( 'Dur dur
d'etre un Bebe' from ROBY ). Otherwise
he spends must of his time pissing off
FUZION, and as he can try cracking only
after his schoolwork & before 8 o'clock
sleep time, nobody never sees his bull
shit anyway ...
AMZ: But personally I really think that
the main reason why ROBOCAMP is so lame
is due to the bad influence of his poor
father: ICE... Do you think it's normal
for a 4 years old child like him, to be
in the same team as his father ?
ELLFIRE: It's just what we could call
Family Business !
AMZ: Thanks for this point of view. Sum
words, about the other members of I.C.S
what do you think of THE THREAT ?
ELLFIRE: The Threat was a real bastard
in the way he pretended to leave the ST
scene because he got phone calls from
Ocean wich was only bullshit so that he
could secretly enter ICS because they
paid him by giving him a modem a few
months later. Some people are attracted
by money more than everything, he's one
of these guys ... Judge as you want ...
AMZ: And, what about this poor dwarf of
TSTD0 also called 666 or BELGARION ?
ELLFIRE: He's a bit like a poor guy, he
was in Vmax, then Bastard Int, then ICS
each time he must leave because lotsa
internal problems appear ...
AMZ: Do U feel compassion 4 him, when U
see his lame 3D circle root ? Could you
tell us, what you know about the famous
SON SU SHI affair ?
ELLFIRE: What he calls his 'Spherical
3D' is more a disc than a Sphere, he
should have a look to some Amiga demos.
The 3D sources he first used for VMAX
camed from the Amiga anyway.
The SON SU SHI affair isn't my affair..
AMZ: How can U understand that all the
members of ICS and VMAX are all friend
again after all their scraps ?
ELLFIRE: They have the same Spirit, so
they all like to be together !
AMZ: Do you know why a guy like ALTAIR
is in a team with such quantity of big
ELLFIRE: ALTAIR is a member of VMAX,
ICS,POSITIVITY,MCS, etc ... He doesn't
crack any news and he just can't stop
joigning crews as it appears ! But in
fact he's the only one we met in a CP,
and he's a cool guy. We should have met
Slash, JPC, Belgarion and The Threat in
a recent Copy Party near Paris but when
The Replicants went there, the four ICS
guys didn't come and pretended later a
car accident during the trip to the CP,
so think what you want ....
AMZ: Have you already received a letter
from this dear UMBERTOOOO ? What was it
ELLFIRE: Mr Fly wrote to lotsa various
people in France asking them to buy ICS
cracks,he sent few disks with ICS news,
a list & adress to become 'a financial
supporter of ICS'. People such as Snake
from The Replicants, PULSION, Infirmier
of FUZION, ... and many other guys got
a parcel from Italy ! So Guess now why
ICS is so popular ...
AMZ: What was your answer ?
ELLFIRE: Do ya really think I wanted to
waste time, stamps, disks, paper and
anything else to answer him ?
AMZ: Oh Yeah ! I have totally forgotten
to talk of SLASH and JPC of I.C.S ! JPC
is a perfect member of ICS, He's a real
liar.... He announced the I.C.S hack
of 'ZOOL' in september ! And the game's
not even released yet today (24/11/92).
What do you think of this ?
ELLFIRE: I've heard of this, well ICS
want to be so fast that they announce
games before their release on this ST,
anyway it's not the first time, see
Sensible Soccer 1 month before, Vroom
data disk, Space Ace 2 and the rest ...
AMZ: To end with I.C.S, do U know their
swedish members, TROED and ZAPHOD ? Wot
do you think of them ?
ELLFIRE: Well I don't really know them,
but I heard recently from Sweden that
they had given some cool phone freaks
adresses to the Swedish Telecoms ... I
don't know if it's true or not, but the
fact that such rumours exist ...
AMZ: Now I will give you some words and
you will have to tell us what you think
COKE: Megafun 3, U see what I mean ?
OCEAN:One of the last working on the ST
BOARDS: Skate ?
JINX' GIRLFRIEND: Be Happy ...
ORION: Crackin'Machine ?
MEGA FUN 3 DEMO: Funny.
EMPIRE: Dead, The Rebels have won.
GILLARD: Dead Too ?
JAMES P.: Supplier, Awesome, Strange
AMZ: Thank you ! You own 3 computers, a
PC an AMIGA and, an ATARI STE . What is
your fave one ? Why ?
ELLFIRE: ST is my favourite of course,
otherwise I would have stopped long
ago. But it's true that the ST isn't
leading the scene anymore, the AMIGA is
the best console computer actually with
the best sound and arcade games, and PC
are great for adventures/sims but it's
a real shit to use this machine. ST has
the best environment, Workbench is also
shit. To End I must say I hate consoles
( Nintendo & Sega. )
AMZ: Do you play often ?
ELLFIRE: In fact no between University,
Fuzion & The Replicants,swapping,etc...
there is really no time left to play, I
just keep the games I like on the Amiga
and PC, and every menu/crack we do on
the ST, for when I'll have more time to
have a look at these ( holiday time ? )
The only one I played recently was
Commanche on a 486, really great !
AMZ: You'll be sad, it's the end now...
Nothing to add ?
ELLFIRE: I wonder what foreign people
think of all the funny mess of the
piracy scene in France ! Anyway Happy
new Year 93 to all of you ( with no
exceptions ! ).
AMZ: thanks for answering ! Bye !
ELLFIRE: Bye Spy3 !
Yoho! Here is the ultimate HeMoRoIdS
- Date: 03-10-92
- Place: Sink's HQ (Montpellier/South
France/Near da Beach/around Girlzz!)
- Time: 17h25 PM
- Members in Sink's Bedroom (!):
/\xel, /\JT, S!NK, STRA/\/GER, and
some little pussies.
- Hardware: -1040 STF (out of order
(Sink's one), his cat has pissed on
-1040 STF (a fuckin' old US
version (NTSC, Qwerty, AJT's one))
- Today News: 4 demos on ST, 5 on AMIGA
new code preview by Axel on AMIGA,
new musics by AJT.
Let's start the interview now:
HMD> First some questions to Axel. How
old are you?
AXEL> 20 years old since 3 days!
HMD> Happy birthday guy ! Well, what
are your productions on the ST?
AXL> Well...First I was a member of a
cracking crew called The
Corporation. I've made several
intros for cracks and released a
megademo on STE (The TCR megademo
which I've almost entirely coded).
But just before the demo was
released, The Corporation was
splitted because of some internal
problems and therefore I joined
the famous democrew Hemoroids.
Then under the HMD label I've
coded together with Nucleus
our famous Dentro (have you
remarked every crews are now
making dentros???? strange isn't
it?!), an intro for VMAX and my
last prod on ST was the BeachTro.
HMD> Hmm...But why did you left the ST
AXL> Because I was bored of the ST. As
I said in the Beachtro, coding on
ST ,is too limited to my point of
view (Looser would say Jace!).
Besides I had my Amiga for one
year, and I had started coding on
HMD> No more questions for some
minutes because Sink, Stranger &
AJT were reading some hot magazine
Well, ok, what is the link between
Louise, Noelle Nigth and Sandra?
AXL> Hehe surely a "Newlook" magazine!
HMD> Now you are a new member of HMD
Amiga. What are your future
all-over the-screen or some stupid
things like that...
HMD> Be more explicit please...
AXL> Well I've already coded some
effects and I would like to make
a "Trackmo" It will contain 3D
stuff of course and some new
effects I've found.
HMD> But you're not the only coder in
HMD Amiga! What about the others?
AXL> It's very hard for me to work with
them because they're living quite
far away from me. So I don't know
if I will produce something with
the other coders (STC, Wann,
HMD> Ok, thanx Axel. Hello AJT, what
are U doing in HMD?
AJT> I'm the soundtrack musician of HMD
Amiga & ST ...
HMD> What do U think about the music on
the ST scene?
AJT> Well... I think that there are TOO
MUCHHHH MAD MAXXX songs on ST....
THAT'S TOO OLD SONGS. The ST can
play soundtrack, but most of
coders use bad replay routines.
HMD> Humm...STAY CALM AJT! thanxx! What
are U thinking about demos which
use amiga ripped MODULES?
AJT> I hate that...I think that the
ST-teams can find some good
musicians who have good and
HMD> Ok, but now an IMPORTANT question:
WHO is, for ya, the BEST musician
on ATARI? ehehe!
AJT> ........HUM......I think I like
two good musician: They are two
gods of sound...Mr Jochen Hippel &
Chris Hyllsbeck (only their
HMD> Urp... Before you joined HMD, what
was your activities on computer?
AJT> LAMER of course!!!! No , I'm
joking... I was trying to compose
some soundtracks on Amiga, but it
was very Hard!!! In fact, I was
HMD> By the way, what are HMD members
music tastes ???
HMD> AHHHH!!!! Stranger, Sink & Axel
are listening to all kind of trash
heavy and speedmetal stuff!!!!!!
BUT.... AJT prefers commercial
shit like madonna, mikaellejaxon.
He even had an autograph of him at
That isn't the truth! My favourite
group is new Kids On The
B(ol)locks! Well, no, in fact I
have no particular music tastes.
But I like very much listening to
HMD> SINK, what about your trip to
EuroDisney Err... DUSSELDORF?
SNK> There wasn't enough girlz...What a
pity...But I had a really nice
time, meet some GREAT guys (Hi
Animal Mine, ACF, Synergy, Delta
Force, ULM, Equinox, Aura, Omega,
HMD> And about the Falcon ?
SNK> It seems to be a bloody good
machine! But all the people and
the new demos I saw prove that the
ST isn't dead yet.
HMD> Now some questions to....REGNARTS!
Who is that asshole??? In fact
it is...Stranger!! Please answer
STR> What is the question bastard?!
HMD> Well cedRICK, many guys said that
you are the KING in spreading, but
who are you exactly?
STR> Eheheh, i am 19 years old, and
i've started my activity on
computers since 1983 (on C64, the
HMD> Actually you are working on 2
machines (ST & AMIGA), why?
STR> It's very simple, i'm on ST since
too much time...and in APRIL 92,
STC and me decided to create the
HEMOROIDS AMIGA section! So, now
i've got lotsa things to do.
HMD> Ohhh Yeah! how about your NICE
cousin? (ask SINK, ehehe!)
STR> tssss....vicious little guy....she
is too beautiful for you, SUCKER!
HMD> Eheh, ok that's all for thiz time
guyz! C ya soon, and don't forget
to WRITE us! byebye from the HMD
INTERVIEW with PENGUIN from ANIMAL MINE
by SPY3 & DEF KLF of MAD VISION
AMZ: Hello dear Penguin ! First of all
and like always, in the beginning of an
interview, could you introduce yourself
and your group ? How old are you now ?
What are you doing in your real life ?
Why do you call yourself PENGUIN on the
PENGUIN: OK, I'M NOW 24 YEARS OLD AND
I AM THE BOSS (?? ..... THE FOUNDER)
OF ANIMAL MINE. IN REAL LIFE I AM A
SYSTEM PROGRAMMER ON A DEC SYSTEM ....
BETTER .... I WILL BE SOON READY WITH
MY EXAMS AND WILL WORK ... OK ?
AS I AM A BIG FAN OF PENGUINS I CALL
MYSELF PENGUIN (THE ONLY ONE IN DA
SCENE ... HE HE !).
AMZ: Why is there so much people in
your team ?
PENGUIN: WHY ??? GOOD QUESTION !!!
AS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED WE KICKED OUT
4 PEOPLE AND SO WE ARE 14 NOW. WE THINK
MORE PEOPLE CAN MAKE MORE CONTACTS AND
CAN SWAP OUR STUFF TO THE WHOLE SCENE.
AMZ: Is Atari your 1st computer ?
PENGUIN: YES, I BEGAN ON AN ATARI 400,
LATER A 800XL AND I BOUGHT A ST IN 1985
AS IT WAS RELEASED IN GERMANY.
AMZ: Why choosing the ST when you know
that the AMIGA was so popular in your
PENGUIN: AS I BOUGHT MY ST THERE WASN'T
ANY AMIGA ON THE MARKET AND I REALLY
HATE THIS AMIGA SHIT AND I WON'T BUY
ANY IN FUTURE EVEN IF THE FALCON WILL
BE A FLOP !
AMZ: Do you own another machine ?
and what do you think of the AMIGA and
its scene ?
PENGUIN: AS SAID ABOVE:
- AMIGA IS BULLSHIT !
- THE SCENE IS SHIT, AS THERE
ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE WHO
THINK THEY ARE THE BEST, BUT
IN FACT THEY ARE LAMERS !
AMZ: Do you have admiration, for teams
like TEX,DELTA FORCE or L16 ? Do U know
them ? Have you already tried 2 contact
one of them ?
PENGUIN: DEAD CREWS ! THE TIME WAS
GREAT WHEN THE RULED THE DEMO SCENE,
BUT EXCEPT DF THEY WON'T RELEASE
ANYTHING FOR US DEMO FREAKS ANYMORE.
I MET ILJA OF L16 ON THE BMT PARTY AND
HE IS VERY COOL.
FURTHER I CHANGED SOME WORDS WITH
DIFFERENT DF-PEOPLE ON THE FAIR(S), BUT
AMZ: What are our favorite bands in the
PENGUIN: MY FAVE BANDS .... UHHHH ...
I WOULD SAY READ THE VOTES I DID FOR
YOUR MAG !
AMZ: Have you some real friends in the
PENGUIN: YES, DURING THE TIME I WOULD
SAY I GOT SOME REAL FRIENDS IN THE
SCENE .... LETTER FRIENDS, PHONE
FRIENDS AND 'NORMAL' FRIENDS.
DO YOU WANT NAMES OR WHAT ?
AMZ: What about cracking in Germany ?
could you tell us some words about the
scene, in its illegal part in Germany ?
PENGUIN: CRACKING IN GERMANY IS LIKE
RICH PEOPLE IN AFRICA .... I MEAN THERE
AREN'T TOO MANY CRACKERS LEFT IN MY
BUT AS YOU KNOW GERMANY HAS SOME OF
THEM LEFT, LIKE 3 ICS MAN, SOME MEMBERS
OF T.R.S.I. AND VECTRONIX.
AMZ: Do you own a modem ? What sort ?
PENGUIN: YES, I OWN A MODEM ... I HAVE
THE MOST BOUGHT ONE IN GERMANY. IT'S
A ZYXEL 1496E (14400 BAUD ... NOW
16800 AND SOON 19200 AND MORE).
AMZ: What are your fave boards ?
PENGUIN: ACF NIGHTBOX AND SOME U.S.
BOARDS, BUT I PREFER TO GET MY STUFF
BY NORMAL LETTERS. ANYWAY THE MODEM
IS QUITE COOL FOR SPREADING AND SO
ON, AS MANY PEOPLE DOWNLOAD STUFF FROM
THE U.S. BOARDS.
AMZ: Do you like the football ? What is
your fave team ? Why ?
PENGUIN: YES ... I LOVE FOOTBALL !!!
MY FAVE CLUB IS DORTMUND (BVB 09) AND
I WATCH ANY GAME IF I HAVE THE TIME.
AMZ: What are your music tastes ?
PENGUIN: HARD ROCK, HEAVY AND SOME GOOD
AMZ: What do you think, of all the lame
skinheads which are quite embarassing 4
Germany at the moment ? Is it true like
many TV seems to say that they are more
'n'more numerous ? Are they numerous in
PENGUIN: FIRST I HAVE TO SAY THAT I
REALLY HATE THIS SHITHEADS (YES THAT'S
A GOOD NAME FOR SKINHEADS).
SECOND I WATCHED SOME US AND UK NEWS
SHOWS LATELY AND I THINK THE US SHOWS
SAY THE TRUTH, BUT THE ENGLISH ONES
FOR EXMAPLE 2 WEEKS AGO WAS A DEMO
AGAINST NAZI'S IN BERLIN WHERE OVER
300000 PEOPLE TOOK APART OF AND THERE
WERE 300 OF THOSE SHITHEADS WHO MADE
SOME TROUBLE ..... IF YOU HAVE SEEN
THE UK NEWS SHOWS YOU COULD SEE SOME
PICTURES WHERE SHITHEADS MADE TROUBLE,
BUT YOU COULD N O T SEE THE 300000
PEOPLE WHO DEMONSTRATED FOR THE
RIGHT THING !
I DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT THERE ARE NO
NAZI'S IN GERMANY ANYMORE, BUT YOU
HAVE ENOUGH OF THEM IN FRANCE, USA
OR WHEREEVER, TOO. ONE DAY ALL NAZI'S
WILL BE DEAD AND WE WILL START A GREAT
PARTY, OK ?
ALL FOREIGN PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID
OF A 3RD WAR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
IN FACT I WON'T GO TO WAR ... NEVER !!
AMZ: Ok, enough with the politic,let's
change of subject... What about animals
do you like them ?
PENGUIN: YES, I LOVE ANIMALS !
AMZ: How many animals do you own ?
PENGUIN: WE (ANJA AND ME) OWN 2 CATS
NAMED ERNA AND ALFRED. WE HAVE LOTSA
FUN WITH THEM !
AMZ: What do you think about hunters ?
PENGUIN: WHAT KIND OF HUNTERS ??
ANIMAL HUNTERS ??? KILL THEM !!!!
AMZ: Don't you think saving life of
children in Somalia is more important ?
PENGUIN: THAT'S NOT MY JOB .... I HAVE
TO SAFE ST'S LIFE ! NO .... THAT'S A
REAL SHIT, BUT I THINK I AM NOT ABLE
TO HELP THEM !
AMZ: Now tell us whether you are for or
against the following things. If you
have a comment to do... do it.
THE DEATH PENALTY: FOR
MASTURBATION: AGAINST ... HAVE BETTER
CRACKERS: FOR .... IF THEY DONT SELL !
DISK MAGS: TOTALLY GREAT ... WE
NEED THEM !
EUROPE COMMUNITY: FOR .... 100 % ....
WE WANT TO HAVE DRUGS FROM THE
NETHERLANDS WITHOUT GETTING TROUBLE
WITH THE CUSTOMS !
NO .... WE NEED IT !!!!
MC DONALD'S: SOMETIMES, BUT I
PREFER OTHERS THINGS !
MTV: HEADBANGERS BALL IS TOTALLY
GREAT ... A GOOD TV PROGGIE !!
GUNS AND ROSES: YES ..... SUPER !
PUBLIC ENEMY: BURP !
GAYS: WHAT ???
HERBS & SHIT: YEAH ..... FROM THE
ACID: NO ! BULLSHIT !
AMZ: And, to finnish two very personal
Do you remember your 1st penetration ?
PENGUIN: OF COURSE ! DON'T YOU ??? OR
ARE YOU A VIRGIN ???
AMZ: When was your last penetration ?
PENGUIN: YESTERDAY ... IN A FEW
AMZ: Ok , that is enough ! If you have
a message, some greetings to send, a
question to ask yourself,an old T-shirt
to sell or anything else it is time
PENGUIN: GREETS TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE
EXCEPT THOSE SKINHEADS !!!!
AMZ: Many thanks to have answered our
(In fact to this dear Def Klf's ones at
the end of it !) embarrassing questions
TROED OF ICS
Interviewed by his biggest fan ever,
Redzone of the Syndicate.
REDZONE: Hi there Troed how are you?
TROED: I am fine except from that I
haven't got any new sourcecodes from
my great friend Redhead of Sync.
REDZONE: Well you might want to
introduce you to the Amazine readers ?
TROED: I don't want to, I hate you all
'coz I and ICS was not in #1, in the
charts. You are all lamers!
REDZONE:Have you ever tasted your balls
TROED: Ok, Ok I am a coder and cracker
in ICS - Europe's no. #1. My real name
is Rickard Troedsson and I am a farmer.
By the way I have to go out now and
take care of the pigs and the hens.
REDZONE: You say that you are a coder ?
But then why do you need sourcecodes
from Redhead of Sync?
TROED: Oh, I can't think out anything
by myself, but except from putting
together and debugging I am doing the
rest on the intros by myself! ( As
you understand, I am optimizing the
code, sometimes I put a 'opt o+' )
I am also a very brilliant cracker as
I can crack games from Impressions.
REDZONE: Har har har... Yeah you
really are great! Did it take long
time for you to reach such skill ?
And what is your future plans ?
TROED: Yes, it took me 7 years, as
I bought my ST 1985. I started to code
in ST Basic for 6 years, but I realised
that assembler is a little bit faster
so I decided to ask Redhead for some
Well in the summer '93 I will go to
Germany and code some games, as you
can't do that in Sweden. Yeah, you
guessed it, I will bring Redhead with
REDZONE: Isn't the truth that Redhead
will go to Germany alone?
TROED: No it isn't, I will soon ask him
if I can come along with him.
REDZONE:I am sure that he wants to have
a fifteen-year old kid with him who
can't do anything at all.
TROED: Redzone, you are not nice to me
and that means that you are a lamer!
REDZONE: Thanks a lot, but you are a
gay prostitute, so who the fuck carez
about what you think of me ??
TROED: If you don't stop, I will black
list you on my bbs!!
REDZONE: But then you will only have
5 users, isn't that bad for you ? And
then who is going to get your cracks
spread, as it is ICS France versions
which are spread?
TROED: Fuck you, my versions are
spread. It's only happened once that
my version was not spread. Ok, twice.
Ehrm, ok it has happened a lot times.
I don't like you, you are now black
listed on all Sync boards and also on
REDZONE: Oh, so bad for me who haven't
called a BBS for 6 months. Anyway I'll
disconnect the respirator, see you in
TROED: NOOOOOOooooo...... hrnnn hrnnn.
Final thoughts from Redzone:
Being an ICS members is quite the same
as being a prostitute.
ZAPHOD OF ICS
interviewed by the very objective and
fair Redzone of the Syndicate.
REDZONE: So, my dear Zaphod, can you
introduce yourself to the readers of
ZAPHOD: Yes, there is a lot I can
write about me, as I am very unique
and not many people in the ST scene
have got the skills I have. I am
the sysop of the BEST ST bbs in
Scandinavia as I have the biggest
HD, that is the only thing that
counts, nobody needs message areas
just shitty software that no one
wants to use. I am also a very
brilliant coder, I can come up with
unbeatable ideas as sprites, scrollers
and rasters. Excellent, don't you
agree ? I am also the king of phreaking
as I made the first bluebox on the ST
( it doesn't matter that they made
similar ones on the C64 and Amiga
years earlier ). Bluebox does not
work anymore but I use calling cards
too and that is very difficult, so I
am still the king of phreaking. Oh,
I also forgot I am a cracker, I am
REDZONE: You don't say, so if you are
such a good cracker, can you tell me
which is the hardest protection you
ZAPHOD: Oh, it must be the games from
Impressions, they are so wellprotected
I had to give it to T roed who asked
Redhead of Sync how to crack it.
REDZONE: As I've met you, how does it
feel being even more ugly than I am ?
And are you being beated up at school,
as you have a such weak, girl voice,
and look like mama's boy ?
ZAPHOD: No actually they leave me
alone, they don't want to get AIDS
do they ? And by the way I have a
bodybuilder protecting me against all
who wants to kill me. He is also a
gay as I am, and everytime he protects
me I am doing a blowjob on him, so it
is double pleasure!!!
REDZONE: One thing I've always been
wondering is how it is to be a member
of the ST scene's most hated group
alltime, I C S ?
ZAPHOD: We are not hated, it is only
Elite, Mad Vision, Syndicate, Fuzion,
Replicants, Section 1, who hate us.
I think Syndicate is more hated as
the whole ICS don't like you!
REDZONE: You don't say ! Oh, so bad I
must change handle, leave the scene
and sell my computer. However what is
your age and what is your mental age?
ZAPHOD: My real age is 19, but I still
haven't taken my drivers license, as I
have managed to find out where the
brake is. My psychologist said to me
that my mental age was 12, he said it
was because I still like to play with
firecrackers, but he also said if I
stop playing with them, I'll reach the
mental age of 13.
REDZONE: You have also been a member
of a lot of groups, can you tell me
why you have been kicked out so many
ZAPHOD: First there was TLT, in the
ancient days, but all hated me there
so TLT died.
Then there was SYNDICATE, but I acted
so lame, so you kicked me out. I have
not yet understood why you kicked me
out. After you kicked me out your
group became so lame, 'coz you did
never spread your menus on the U.S
boards, and that is VERY important,
as otherwise you can't get popular.
Then I joined ICS fulltime, as I
liked Umberto Rizutto ( Mr Fly ) so
much, he gave me calling cards, and
called me up every hour to see if I
was able to crack Merchant Colony.
So I left, and formed SCSI with my
dear playmate Troed. (a.k.a Red Fox
of Sync ) we joined Elite, but Krs
One and Zodiac kicked us so we had
to beg Umberto the King to forgive
us and let us rejoin ICS. So now
I am not allowed to crack, I can
only modemtrade, but that is very
REDZONE: You said that spreading
the menus etc. to the U.S boards is
very important ? So then why are we
in the 4th slot in the menu charts
of Amazine II, and Replicants who
don't spread their cracks to the U.S
boards are at no. #1 in the crackers
ZAPHOD: Eh, ehrm, shit I don't know.
Is this a trick question?
REDZONE: Yes, maybe you can explain
how it is to be the first surviving
ZAPHOD: You may think that my parents
don't like me, but that is wrong!
Last week my daddy only hit me twice,
and sometimes my mother actually makes
dinner for me too. Isn't that a pair
of wonderful and caring parents?
REDZONE: Yeah, they seem to be great !
Thanks for letting me i nterview you,
do you have any additional comments ?
ZAPHOD: Yes, you are a lamer!
REDZONE: Haha, I always get the last
word here, thanks for calling me a
lamer, it is quite kind of you as
I've called you gay prostitute etc.etc.
¦ Zodiac of Section One ¦
¦ interviewed by Redzone of ¦
¦ the Syndicate ¦
REDZONE: Hi there Billy the Kid! Tell
me how you doing?
ZODIAC:Hey Rodluvan, I'm fine thanx..
REDZONE: Let's continue a little bit
or byte more seriously. Could you
present yourself, how old are you,
what are you doing for living and so
ZODIAC: 65 years of age,i'm sleeping
And slagging off Zaphod And Troed.
REDZONE: As Section 1 as a group is
quite new in the scene, could you do
a presentation of the group,
presenting the members and their
duties, what you've released so far.
( Don't forget to present yourself !
Age etc. ). The word is yours!
ZODIAC: Well.. We are some members
but the main persons are me,Wtp and
Krs-One.... We started the group..
Wtp is our Leader.
But we also have some other members
like Emling,Mr B and some other guys.
REDZONE: You've been in a lot of
groups, like ICS, Syndicate, Elite
etc. etc., and you've also changed
handle a lot of times, as you was
calling yourself Raton during your
time in the Syndicate. Why this ?
If you want could you tell us why
you left ICS? and then later ELite ?
ZODIAC: Well it's like this:
Emling created Raton but when i
was kicked out of Syndicate, i
changed handle to Zodiac.
Well i simply left Ics becoz Troed
and Carl wanted to leave,they spoked
to Sledge one day then we all moved
over to Elite...... Then we simply
planned on kicking them out of ScSi,
and so we did...Well we did handle
it a little bit nicer becoz we did
not want to show the whole Scene
how big lamers they were..
Then we ( Wtp,Zodiac and KRS-ONE )
were members of Elite until August
this year (92) , but then we left
becoz we didn't have too much to do.
Well, Krs-One had enough to do..He
did almost everything by that time.
So we left and now we are on our own.
REDZONE: Section 1 is a lot smaller
than Elite and ICS, what, in your
opinion is the disadvantages and
advantages of being a member of a
ZODIAC: Well.. When you are a little
group,then you can have contact with
all the members. You can't do that
when you are a big group.. That's
the advantage with having a small
REDZONE: What was your first computer,
and what equipment do you have now ?
ZODIAC: Well that was an C-128.
Well, Now i have alot of stuff but
only for Atari... It's mainly
things that everyone have..except
that i have two printers and
REDZONE: You are a frequent user of a
modem, what is it that makes you prefer
the modemscene instead of the normal
ZODIAC: It's faster.. I don't need to
go 500 Meters to a post box.. Thats
why.. And i don't need someone to
have my adress....
REDZONE: More scene bollocks, as you
and your group just have started doing
compact disks with cracked games, I
must ask you if you don't think this is
quite an old-fashioned and not very
original thing to do, even though I
know it is a good thing to start with
for a group. Woddya think?
ZODIAC: We are not ONLY doing cd's..
We are just making cd's to be able
to get upload credits on the boards
( S-M-I-L-E ).......
REDZONE: What do you think about United
Europe, and what is it that makes you
want Sweden to join or not to join?
ZODIAC: Fuck untited Europe.. That's
REDZONE: Can you tell me what is it
that makes Sweden such a great country
to live in? And what is it that makes
it a not so very great country to live
ZODIAC: I really don't HATE Sweden..
But i don't like it.. To high prices.
America is the best country for me..
REDZONE: Name one thing that makes you
happy, and one thing that makes you
ZODIAC: Nothing makes me happy...
Well.. Maybe if i got money enough
to move to Americas Beverly Hills..
Nothing makes me sad eather..
REDZONE: Here comes a standard
question, 3 things or persons you
would bring with you to an isolated
ZODIAC: Zaphod Beeblebrox,Troed
an a basoooooka..
I have to have SOME fun when i'm
REDZONE: Do you have any pets ?
ZODIAC: Yes.. A beautifule
cat......He's Great!! He hate
REDZONE: Which your favourite tv
programme and fave tv channel ?
ZODIAC:Married With Children,
Mtv,Thosend and a night,
Byhalan 2 and so on...
REDZONE: Ok, I will now give you a
couple of words, and you write down
your direct reflection to the word.
ZODIAC: Well... I just hope you
don't mention Zaphod or Troed,
coz then i will die a fast but
REDZONE: Here we go then....
NIRVANA: SNAPHEADS! Assholes!!
REBECCA DE RUVO: She is born to
ICS:They are cool if they didn't
have Troed and Zaphod as members.
ZAPHOD:Ohhh SHIT!! I told ya!!!
i hate the gay!!! The homosexual
shithead!!! I HATE him.. Mr Fly,
How the HELL can you except him in
the group??? He is a LAMER!!
TROED: Oh NO!!!!! I hate him TOOOOO
He think his board is the best one.
But it's not!! How can a board with
40Mb be good?? And then he's asking
Red Head for sources, and then he's
doing 100 versions of the same intro
.... i mean, SHIT.. He is LAME!!
NEONAZISM: I hate everthing like
Nazism and Rasism....
PHONEBILLS: I love them!! My Father
ANARCHY: Rulez the World
REDZONE: T hanks Zodiac for taking
yourself the time to fill in these
questions, anything you would like
ZODIAC: Yes, I wanna tell a story..
One day a gay were going on the
malmskillnadsgatan ( Hooker street )
and His name is Zaphod. Then another
gay came in a car. His name is Troed
,and he says: Hey Zaphod, haven't
you got your Car license yet ?? NO,
Zaphod Answeres.. I haven't coz
i was too Stupid for that..They said
i was brainless..Well.. What do YOU
want then Troed?? Well , Troed says,
I want YOU Zaphod.. I want YOU in my
bed.. I want you to Dick slapp me..
And then i want you to suck me off..
And let me feel your little dick in
MY mouth... And then i want to
put my MINI MINI dick into your
asshole.. And give ya a load of milk
, and after that i want you to wash
my hair and brush my teeth...
WHAT says Zaphod...... Are you SURE?
- YES!!! ( Troed )
- I've ALWAYS dreamt of suckin you
off.. ( Zaphod )
- Well, Come on then Zaphod. (Troed)
- Yes, What are you waiting for ??
( Zaphod )
And then they fucked each other
every day until they died..
And here is a word from WTP:
Hello, I am looking out for the
Elite people on the Atari St Scene.
Sorry,Then you come to one place,
This is were Troed and Zaphod Lives.
If you want to meet the Elite people
then you should go to SECTION ONE.
REDZONE: Bye, Bye!
ZODIAC: Synes.. Btw, i have
to send some greetings..
Excellence In Art,Jolly Roger,
Sledge..... And Every one else.
And the fucks goes to:
Troed and Zaphod and Troed.