THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

by President B. / Caca's Club
Translated by DEF KLF / MV

1) STOP THINKING in front of your
mirror before going out. Just be
yourself and dress you up comfortably.

2) DON'T SUICIDE YOURSELF. It's too
preppy. Inspite self-destroy you with
alcohol, it's longer but funnier and as
much literary.

3) NO MORE MASTURBATION. Preserve your
semen to make beautiful children.
Keep your wrist strengh to write love
letters.
Learn again how to really make love
(...more than 5 minutes).

4) COUNT YOUR REAL FRIENDS: 5 maximun.
A friend...it's just the damn fool
you are quite willing to phone to tell
him a belgium joke at 1 AM.

5) BE OPTIMISTIC. It's free,funny and
finally you believe what you say.

6) DON'T USE DRUGS ANYMORE. It's
expensive and it makes you boring.
Stop even the Poppers: It stinks !

7) BE PRIMAL. Just live things like you
feel it. Eat when you are hungry, cry
when Bruno Carette die and piss in the
street.

8) BE GENEROUS. Selfishness is strictly
for rich. Stand a round of drinks
especially when your pockets are empty.

9) DON'T WATCH TV. Read novels. Write
your diary. Do a list of things to do
and throw it in the dustbin later.
Be uneffecient !

10) SAY SWEAR WORDS IN PUBLIC. Break
glasses. Give french kiss, and even
commit a few murders because being
desperate is better than being boring.

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SORRY

BUT

THIS ARTICLE

WAS

LOST

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GRAFFITIES

Here is the - GRAFFITI: SPRAYCAN ART
TECHNIQUES - article from STRANGER of
HEMOROIDS !

It takes a great deal of preparation
to create a piece.
Writers prepare sketches beforehand,
carefully outlinning the piece, drawing
the caracteres, and noting the color
scheme. The writer must accumulate the
paint either by himself or by inviting
friends who have painted to work with
him. Buying paint is too expensive and
is anyway not considered sporting, so
the first task of an aspiring writer is
to learn how to steal paint for his
mentor.
Every hopeful young writer owns a
sketchbook in which he practices
piecing. In addition to his own work,
the book contains pieces that other
writers have done for him, which he can
then use as models. And, of course,
he spends many hours watching trains.
There is no easy way to learn the
complicated wildstyle, and no
substitute for time. Rather, the best
way to learn is though recapitulating
the entire history of graffiti art,
from the simple to the complex: "When
you're first starting and an up writer
gives you style, it ain't easy to do
it, so it be better to start from
throw-ups to straight letters to
semi-wildstyle to wildstyle. Then you
can do anything you want after that.
Rather than try to make your first
piece be a burner and it looks wak,
just work your way up. The trains ain't
going nowhere."
One method used for perfecting style
is photography.
Writers always take pictures of their
work, both as a learning device.
There is really no other way to study a
piece on the train properly, since it
rarely stands still long enough or in
the right places. A writer says:
"That's why we take pictures, 'cause
when we take pictures we see our own
mistakes and the next time we go we get
better and better."
Once the train is selected, the
writer lines up his colors and stes to
work. First he does an outline with a
light color, roughly blocking-out the
letters. Then he fills it in and adds a
cloud or background scenery with
characters. Next he adds ornamental
designs to the lettering. One technique
used is "fading", in which two colors
are blended into one another.
Finally, he does the second outline.
This step, which defines the forms, is
most crucial and it requires a very
steady hand. It is difficult to learn
to control spray paint. The hand must
move quickly and with certainty when
outlinning, to avoid dripping. It may
take eight hours to do a whole car
and require twenty cans of spray paint.

That's all 3DOM FIGHTERZ! If you have
liked this article, or if you are
also a WRITER, then you MUST right me!

Here is my address again: (STRANGER
from HEMOROIDS)

CEDRIC
BP 7270
34085 MONTPELLIER CEDEX 4
FRANCE


























































































































What the fuck are you looking for ?




























































REAL LIFE 1993:
The more i see,the less I know.


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ACCELERATOR'S VIEW ON LIFE

IN NORWAY PART 1

by Accelerator of Imagina


---------------------


The other day there was this convict
( Stig Millehaugen ) who had
had managed to escape by shooting
dead one prison - warden and
taking an other one as hostage !
COOL or what ? He was convicted
for robbing a bank where he took
several hostages, he managed
to hide the money in the woods
nearby before being caught.
But only a day after the daring
escape he turned himself in !
He simply walked into the Oslo
main police station.... WEIRD !
They will never let him out after
this!

There are many armed robberies in
Norway now, maybe it's got
something to do with the rising
unemployment... 10 years ago
the unemployment was under 1%!
Now it is 8%! The welfare
system and financial institutions
have colapsed ! Norway is
on the werdge of collapse !
CYBERPUNK SCENARIO!

Who cares ?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!

Do you know what rules ?
Hardcore Detroit techno! 160-250 bpm !
And of course Dizzy Tunes!
His techno is great!
Oslo is not the best place for
hardcore technomaniacs, of all
the hundreds of bars and discoteques
in Oslo only ONE ever plays
TECHNO! This place is called Hit
House (Shit House HA HA!)
Hit House is the sort of place where
( officialy ! ) 18-20 year old
people go. The beer is weak, and the
drinks to small. Hard to get
terribly drunk! Anyway, most of the
people are there to be in the
following ritual: The guys & girls on
the dancefloor try to get
each others attension and eye-
contact.
When the DJ sees that most
of the participants have found a
partner he puts on the terrible
and often old "snogging music"!
when things start to seriously
heat up on the dancefloor the DJ
often comes with sarcastic remarks
like " Where are you putting your
hands, you naughty boy ?! " or
" Look at them, they're fuckin' on
the dancefloor ! " The DJ changes
the music and the "snoggers" proceed
to the nice sofas for more
snogging or leave, often to each
others homes to get laid!
The more patient individuals exchange
telephone numbers.
A new batch of horny people enter the
dance - floor and the story
repeats itself ! The "dance music"
consists mainly of commercial
crap like Prince, Michael Jackson,
Madonna, ABBA remix, Inner circle and
so on. Some half-decent music like
Shamen, Felix, 2 unlimited & Dr Alban
is also played, but this is
not realy satisfying. Once in a while
DJ Tommy plays the music that he
really likes.....
Real TECHNO !.... The "normal" people
( people with no taste! ) escape from
the dance-floor, and the
techno-freaks take their place !
The blitz-lights starts flashing,
Hit House is now reverberating,
the rythm is hard and fast, the
bass is deep, the samples weird.
Hard, sharp noises are cutting
through the air. The people on the
floor are not dancing, they
are raving, shaking their heads,
waving their hands in front of
themselves seing the effect of the
blitz-light. The "normal"
people look puzzled and irritated,
some of them might leave if
this does not stop, DJ Tommy has to
give them back their music or
face loosing his job. Heaven is
turned to hell as techno is
followed by Prince & co....
"My name is Price and I am funky..."
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
"Dancing queen, young and sweet..."
AAAAAAAAAHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What is next ? Bonnie Tyler ?
Can it get worse ?
Suicide is avoided at the last
moment, Felix is played and our
sanity is temporarily saved.

It is now 5 o' clock in the morning
and I am getting damn tired.....
So what ! Why are you reading about
my tiredness?
Fuck You! This fucking article is
turning into realtime-crap!
I love realtime-crap !
It is now 05:06:00 in the morning,the
date is 15-12-1992, I am tired,
hungry, ehmm..... shit!
I'm out of ideas....
and this article is going to end very
soon...By the way,if you ever come to
Oslo you must visit us,
IMAGINA that is! ....
I'm really tired now....THE END.


Greetings from ACCELERATOR Of IMAGINA

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* *
* I.Q T E S T *
* *
**********************
* *
* (P) KMB / A.M *
* *
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Here is a little test to evaluate your
I.Q ( Intellectual Quotient ). Little,
but serious ! I mean, all the questions
of this test have been ripped in a book
( from AZZOPARDI in the collection
MARABOUT), what is totally illegal, but
who cares ? He he...

The questions are only quantitative
questions.There is no graphic questions
coz it's difficult in an article. But I
think that the quality of the
evaluation is the same.

EXPLANATIONS :
--------------

You will have to answer to 40 questions
where you have to replace the symbol'?'
by a number or a letter.

You have 30 minutes to answer to the
following questions. You are not
obligated to answer to all the
questions ! Some of them are really
difficult or really crazy ! So, don't
try to answer them, don't wast e time !
Sometimes you won't know what is the
goal of the question. Don't worry,
just try the next question !

You must answer to the questions ALONE
without help, without a dictionnary or
a calculator, or a computer... only
your brain !

And don't cheat by looking at the
answers before the end !

Good luck (if you really need luck...)


QUESTIONS :
-----------


1 : 19 SEP 09 - 15 OCT 10
14 NOV 11 - ?? ??? ??

2 : 1 3 7 13 ?

3 : H 17 F 18 U = C L A M P
I 6 S 24 J = ? ? ? ? ?

4 : 1 2 6 24 ?

5 : 16 D 6 R Q = M A C O N
P 24 U 8 U = ? ? ? ? ?

6 : 6 CBA 44 - 15 FED 35
24 IHG 26 - ?? ??? ??

7 : 1 ? 6 10 15

8 : 5 12 6 ? 7 32

9 : K 4 G 10 I = P I L O N
14 D 13 J 11 = ? ? ? ? ?

10: A D G J M ?

11: 91 72 ? 34 15

12: 25 H 19 O 2 = A R G O N
O K 13 X 17 = ? ? ? ? ?

13: ? 113 99 78 50

14: A D I P ?

15: 78 38 ? 8 3

16: B D F H J ?

17: THREE...... 5
ONE........ 5
FIVE....... 5
NINE....... ?

18: 79 96 68 85 ?

19: A S E O I ?

20: 4 16 ? 32 16

21: 135 WX 15 - 246 ST 48
531 MN 15 - ??? ?? ??

22: X T N H ?

23: 17 ? 26 52 44

24: ONE....... 210
FOUR...... 90
SIX....... 171
NINE...... ?

25: 11 23 35 ? 59

26: TWO....... 15
FIVE...... 9
EIGHT..... 5
NINE...... ?

27: A E I M Q ?

28: TWO....... 23
SIX....... 19
FOUR...... 7
TEN....... ?

29: 11 22 19 ? 35

30: B F J P ?

31: 1 2 5 26 ?

32: D F H J N ?

33: THREE...... 18
EIGHT...... 18
TWELVE..... 12
ELEVEN..... ?

34: F J N T ?

35: 9 BD 06 - 49 FH 14
121 JL 22 - ?? ?? ??

36: 3 3 6 ? 90

37: 1 1 4 36 ?

38: TWO....... 285
FIVE...... 30
EIGHT..... 95
TWELVE.... ?

39: A I C G E ?

40: O 6 N Q O = A G O R A
A 14 M 25 4 = ? ? ? ? ?


SOLUTIONS :
-----------

# 1 : 04 DEC 12 # 11: 53

# 2 : 21 # 12: Z O M B I

# 3 : D A N S E # 13: 120

# 4 : 120 # 14: Y

# 5 : M U R E R # 15: 18

# 6 : 33 LKJ 17 # 16: L

# 7 : 3 # 17: 5

# 8 : 21 # 18: 57

# 9 : S I R O P # 19: K

# 10: P # 20: 8

# 21: 642 GH 48 # 31: 677

# 22: D # 32: P

# 23: 34 # 33: 14

# 24: 126 # 34: Z

# 25: 47 # 35: 225 NP 30

# 26: 5 # 36: 18

# 27: U # 37: 1764

# 28: 20 # 38: 95

# 29: 38 # 39: E

# 30: V # 40: B O N Z E


CONVERSION TABLE :
------------------

good people
answers IQ below

5............ 90.......... 25 %
6............ 94.......... 33 %
7............ 97.......... 41 %
8............ 100.......... 49 %
9............ 102.......... 55 %
10............ 105.......... 61 %
11............ 107.......... 67 %
12............ 110.......... 73 %
13............ 114.......... 78 %
14............ 117.......... 83 %
15............ 120.......... 88 %
16............ 122.......... 91 %
17............ 125.......... 93 %
18............ 128.......... 95 %
19............ 132.......... 97 %
20............ 135.......... 98 %
21............ 138.......... 98 %
22............ 142.......... 99 %
23............ 145.......... 99 %
24............ 147.......... 99 %
25............ 149.......... 99 %
26............ 151.......... 99.9 %
27............ 153.......... 99.9 %
28............ 155.......... 99.9 %
29............ 157.......... 99.9 %
30............ 160.......... 99.9 %


COMMENTS :
----------

- IF YOUR SCORE IS MORE THAN 150:
No comments. You are the best cheat
of the world !

- IF YOUR SCORE IS BETWEEN 140 and 150:
Congratulations ! Your IQ is very high
What is your job ? Write a letter to
your boss, and give him your score.
Take his place and put him to the
cleaning department !

- IF YOUR SCORE IS BETWEEN 130 AND 140:
Congratualtions ! Good IQ. You can
write a letter 2 your boss for a rise
in salary. If he refuse, use your
intelligence to get rid of him !

- IF YOUR SCORE IS BETWEEN 110 AND 130:
Congratulations ! Your IQ is not so
bad. You can stop to work ! The
pneumatic drill is finished for you!
That's a good news huh ? You can tell
that to your boss !

- IF YOUR SCORE IS BETWEEN 90 AND 110:
Hmmm... don't show your score to
everybody... It seems that you have
not understood the goal of this test.
This is not a game. Sorry, you have
lost, try the poker or the bingo...

- IF YOUR SCORE IS LOWER THAN 90:
Who has helped you to switch on the
computer ? who has allowed you to
touch this machine !


That's all.I hope you had a good score
and you can send them to make a high
score table !!!

C U !

Note from Def KLF, I hope it's not to
explain my lameness, but it seems
there are a few misktakes in the
answers...?

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* *
* P E R S O N A L I T Y *
* *
* T E S T *
* *
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* *
* (P) KMB / A.M *
* *
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Here is a test of your personality.
You will have to answer to all
questions seriously !


1 - You are in a lift to go to the 27th
floor of the building, where you work.
With you, a dream creature, something
like Sam' Fox with more sex-
appeal. Suddenly the lift stop...
What you do ?

b ) You rush into her, beat her, and
tell her she is just a bitch to
have provocate the stop of the
lift, that you are in a hurry,
etc...
c ) You ask her if she has already
given a blowjob in a lift.
d ) You undress her, and take her from
behind (without her autorization).
e ) You realize that you are just
arrived at the 27th floor...


2 - You are in your appartment,
watching stars on your balcony. Suddenly
in the building in front of you, a
woman start to remove her clothes. What
you do ?

a ) You go to search your telescope,
pretending to your girlfriend that
there is a very strange star
tonight.
b ) You start to shout 'Yo ! Hey ! You
Yippee !" to attract her
attention.
c ) You think that the best way to
attract her attention is to remove
your clothes too.
d ) You wake up, realizing there is no
building in front of you, just a
mountain, and that you have droped
your glasses during your sleep
(they crashed on the ground).


3 - You are 'working' on computer since
5 hours, watching the last demo
from Delta Force. Suddenly, a girl
appear on the screen, she is naked,
and she ask you to come join her in
the inside of the computer for a
party with plenty of naked girls.
What you answer her ?

a ) Huh ? Is there Mad Max inside ?
b ) I want to stay with my mom !
c ) Ok, ok, let's stay calm. Wait a
minute, I go to search all my
friends for this party ! Do you
have some alcohol there ?
d ) Huh, Must I come with condoms ? Is
it safe for health ?
e ) Geeeee ! Where is the switch ? I
think I had better switch
off this computer !


4 - You are walking in the street with
your girlfriend. Suddenly, a blond
smile to you and give you an
appointment at the next corner of
the street. What you tell to your
girlfriend ?

a ) Darling, I think I have forgotten
my wallet in the car. Could you go
to search it ? I wait for you
here. (tell that with a large
smile, like what use to do
Clinton when he speak on TV).
b ) You don't tell her anything, you
just push her under the wheels of
the big truck which was driving
there. 'Good work' (That's what you
think in your head).
c ) Darling ! I told you one million
times to not look at the other men
Ok, you want to do it !
So, I leave you ! Good bye !
d ) Darling, I think I am tired today.
I start to have hallucinations...


5 - You are in a party, with a lot of
people. Everybody enjoy it, except
you, coz you don't like the music
and the people at this party. But,
suddenly, Kim Basinger appear,
close to you, on your sofa. What
you tell her ?

a ) Hi bird ! Welcome to the nightmare
party ! Leave it if you don't want
to become like me (like a potato).
b ) Yo, Kim ! Do you remember me ? We
went in highschool together ! What
You don't remember ? We had a very
close relation ! Hey, Kim ! Don't
leave me like this ! Bitch ! She
has left ! They are all bitch ! And
this party is terrible ! Grrrrr...
c ) Hi Kim ! I know that you were bored
too by this party. But we have
this sofa for us only, and for the
whole night !
d ) Mmmmmm... Gngngngn... rhrhrhrh...
Pppfffff....
(You continue your dream, thinking
that sleeping is the best
thing to do in this party).


6 - You are in school (or University),
writing stupidly all what the
(fuckin') teacher tell. Suddenly,
Julia Roberts climb on the desk,
and start to remove her clothes.
What does the teacher say ?

a ) Aaaah ! horror ! Help ! Help !
Kids ! go to search the director !
b ) Ooooh ! Kids ! Classe is finished,
return to your house now ! Leave !
('Let me alone with her' that's
what he think, this pig !)
c ) Yo ! Come on kids ! We will show
her what is the welcome of our
classroom !
d ) Hey you ! Hey ! Yes you ! Mr
AMAZINE you are still sleeping !
You sleep all the time ! That's
not like this that you will do
something good in your life,
blablabla... blablabla... etc...
(speech of 30 minutes that you
have already heard one million
times).


7 - You are in your car, on the highway
driving at 200 mph. Suddenly, a
naked woman appear on the
windscreen of your car.
what happen ?

a ) You stick your nose on the
windscreen and loose the control of
your car. You crash into a
tree. You have failed. Game over.
Try again.
b ) You knock the windscreen to drop
her (you don't want to be
disturbed when you drive).
You have killed her. You are a
bastard !
c ) You start to caress the windscreen.
Then, you open your window, and
let her come on your knees...
d ) You stop your car, and remove the
bee that crushed on the plexiglass.


8 - You are in a bank with some of your
friends, with masks and guns,
and ask to the employee to give you
all the money. suddenly, two really
fuckin' (!) cops arrive there and
shot you. You are dead. What you
think ?

a ) Geeee... It's dark here. I hope
there are some pretty girls, at
least.
b ) Oh No ! No ! My dear AMAZINE, Why
you have done that... I knew it
would never work. I knew it...
(you try to repent in order to save
your rotten soul)
c ) Hmmm... Who has turn off the light?
This is a hold up ! Not cinema !
Hey ! Why no one answer me ! Hey !
I said who has turn off the light !
d ) You think that this dream was
terrible and that you will never
enter in a bank anymore.


CONCLUSIONS:
------------

Well, if you have not answered the
last choice, for each questions, that
mean there is something wrong in your
head...

Anyway, if you have taken any of these
questions seriously, that mean you
are also harrowed (french slang).
All of this is crazy, and just come from
the brain of a crazy person (i.e : KMB),
who must have something esle at
the place of the brain, maybe an Atari ?

Well, enough with this. C YU !

KMB Summer 1992 (the last days of ST)

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Note: the techniques described here are
only for your enjoyment reading it!
NEVER TRY TO MAKE USE OF THE EXPLOSIVES
MENTIONED.


AMAZINE EDITORS ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE
OF ANY ACCIDENT DUE TO THIS ARTICLE

_________________________________

THE FIRST BOOK OF
PYROMANIACS

BY: GREY WOLF

SUPPLIED BY DOMM/ANIMAL MINE
_________________________________



P.S. DON'T KILL YOURSELF...

.......................................

->UNSTABLE EXPLOSIVE<-
^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^


1) MIX SOLID NITRIC IODINE WITH
HOUSEHOLD AMMONIA

2) WAIT OVERNIGHT

3) POUR OFF THE LIQUID

4) DRY MUD ON BOTTOM TO HARD (LIKE
CONCRETE)

5) THROW SOMETHING AT IT!




->SMOKE BOMBS<-
^^^^^ ^^^^^


1) MIX: 3 PARTS SUGAR
----------------------
6 PARTS EPSON SALTS

2) PUT IN TINCAN, ONTO LOW FLAME
(LIKE A LIGHTER) ---

3) LET GEL & HARDEN

4) PUT A MATCH IN AS A FUSE.

5) LIGHT IT & RUN LIKE HELL 'CAUSE
4 POUNDS WILL FILL A CITY BLOCK...


->MEDIUM EXPLOSIVE<-
^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^

1) MIX: 7 PARTS POTASIUM CHLORATE
---------------------------
1 PART VASELINE

2) TO IGNITE, USE AN ELECTRIC CHARGE
OR A FUSE.



->CAR BOMB<-
^^^ ^^^^

1) PUT LIQUID DRAINO INTO A PILL BOX
(THE KIND YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE ON
A PERSCRIPTION, NOTHING ELSE WILL
WORK)

2) CLOSE THE LID & POP THE THING INTO
THE GAS TANK

3) WAIT 5 MIN.

4) RUN


->PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES<-
^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^

1) MIX: 2 PARTS VASELINE
------------------
1 PART GASOLINE

2) IGNITE WITH AN ELECTRIC
CHARGE.

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-- TO SMOKE IN FRANCE -------------

by Def Kangaroo Likes Female/Mad Vision

-------------------------------------


Since early November 1992, it has been
forbidden to smoke in a public place in
France; Restaurants, Companies, Cafs,
Schools, Shops , Planes, Trains...

My aim is not to say this law is good
or not, but just to tell you a little
story which shows that this law makes
relations worse between smokers and
non-smokes.

My mother was in a Restaurant,in front
of her another table, where was eating
a woman, and on her right a couple of
old people.

The old women ( from the couple ):
-"Please put your cigarette out Miss !"
she said to the women in front of my
mum.

-"But I'm not smoking !",she answered.

-" There's a place for smokers, get
out !". The old women is beside herself
now.

-"I tell you, I'm NOT smoking !"

-The old-woman can't get over it. She
looked around to check if someone is
going to interfere.

-"I'm not smoking,the smoke you see is
the one from my couscous !"

Everybody laugh at the old woman !

Moreover the woman who was accused of
smoking is a occupational doctor and
she does lot of campaign against
smokers.

The moral of the story ?

There's no moral except that smokers
don't care about the law & non-smokers
don't accept anymore any insignifiant
smoke. So, lot of conflicts in the
future will be.

PS: I don't smoke, but I really don't
mind that people smoke, it gives many
money to the government so it means
less taxes to pay for other people...

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Addresses To Famous People
---------------------------

Here are lotsa addresses for some quite
famous people.
All research was done by a guy named
Fredrik Lofgren, so blame him if you
get any problems with the information
in this article. :-)

Now, if you decide to write a person
mentioned in this file, enclose an
international reply coupon with your
letter, cause I think that will
increase the chances to receive an
answer.

See ya!

Zeleraz // Grim Reaper Crew // WHA
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

LA = Los Angeles, CA
BH = Beverly Hills, CA
NY = New York City, NY

PAULA ABDUL
12424 WILSHIRE BLVD.
#770, LA 90025
USA

ANA-ALICIA
13906 VENTURA BLVD
#105, SHERMAN OAKS CA 91364
USA

KIRSTIE ALLEY
4875 LOUISE
ENCINO CA 91316
USA

CHRISTINA APPLEGATE
2419 SOLAR DR.
LA 90046
USA

NIEL ARMSTRONG
1739 N.STATE RT.123
LEBANON OH 45036
USA

ROSANNA ARQUETTE
1201 ALTA LOMA RD.
LA 90069
USA

DAN AYKROYD
3960 LAUREL CANYON
STUDIO CITY CA 91604
USA

JANE BADLER
N.SYCAMORE AVE.
#202, LA 90036
USA

ALEX BALDWIN
233 PARK AVE.S. 10th FLR.
NY 10003
USA

KIM BASINGER
BOX 10208
CANOGA PARK CA 91309
USA

WARREN BEATTY
13671 MULHOLLAND DR.
BH 90210
USA

JAMES BELUSHI
9830 WILSHIRE BLVD.
BH 90212
USA

TOM BERENGER
BOX 1842
BEAUFORT SC 29901
USA

LINDA BLAIR
8033 SUNSET BLVD.
#204, LA 90046
USA

LISA BONET
6435 BALCOM
RESEDA CA 91335
USA

DAVID BOWIE
641-5TH AVE.
#22Q, NY 10022
USA

MARLON BRANDO
12900 MULHOLLAND DR.
BH 90210
USA

JEFF BRIDGES
436 ADELAIDE
SANTA MONICA CA 90402
USA

CHRISTINE BRINKLEY
344 E.59TH ST.
NY 10022
USA

MATTHEW BRODERICK
27 WASHINGTON SQ. N.
#5B, NY 10011
USA

CHARLES BRONSON
3210 RETREAT CT.
MALIBU CA 90265
USA

MEL BROOKS
23868 MALIBU RD.
MALIBU CA 90265
USA

BOBBY BROWN
18653 VENTURA BLVD.
#707, TARZANA CA 91356
USA

GARY BUSEY
24536 VANTAGE POINT
MALIBU CA 90265
USA

GEORGE BUSH
THE WHITE HOUSE
1600 PENNA AVE.
WASHINGTON DC 20500
USA

DAVID BYRNE
7964 WILLOW GLEN RD.
LA 90046
USA

NICOLAS CAGE
450 N. ROSSMORE AVE.
#306, LA 90004
USA

MICHAEL CAINE
RECTORY F.H.
N. STOKE OXFORDSHIRE
ENGLAND

JOHN CANDY
1630 MANDEVILLE CANYON
LA 90049
USA

BELINDA CARLISLE
1843 BENEDICT CANYON
BH 90210
USA

JOHN CARPENTER
3751 AVENIDA DEL SOL
STUDIO CITY
USA

PHOEBE CATES
136 E. 57TH ST.
#1001, NY 10022
USA

KIM CATTRALL
760 N. LA CIENEGA BLVD.
LA 90069
USA

RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN
2121 AVE. OF THE STARS
#1700, LA 90067
USA

CHEVY CHASE
17492 CAMINO DE YATASTO
PACIFIC PALISADES CA 90272
USA

CHER
27422 PACIFIC COAST HWY.
MALIBU CA 90265
USA

CICCIOLINA
VIA EUROPA 300
ROMA
ITALY

ERIC CLAPTON
67 BROOK ST.
LONDON W1
ENGLAND

JOHN CLEESE
82 LADBROKE RD.
LONDON W11 3NU
ENGLAND

GLENN CLOSE
9830 WILSHIRE BLVD.
BH 90212
USA

JACKIE COLLINS
710 N. FOOTHILL RD.
BH 90210
USA

JOAN COLLINS
1196 CABRILLO DR.
BH 90210
USA

SEAN CONNERY
2220 AVE. OF THE STARS
#2305, LA 90067
USA

KIMBERLY CONRAD(PLAYMATE)
10236 CHARING CROSS RD.
LA 90024
USA

FRANCIS COPPOLA
916 KEARNY ST.
SAN FRANCISCO CA 91433
USA

BILL COSBY
BOX 808 BARDWELL FERRY RD.
GREENFIELD MA 01301
USA

KEVIN COSTNER
1820 FAIRMOUNT
LA CANADA CA 91011
USA

WES CRAVEN(ELM ST.)
2015 NAVY ST.
SANTA MONICA 90405
USA

TOM CRUISE
14775 VENTURA BLVD.
#1-710
SHERMAN OAKS CA 91403
USA

BILLY CRYSTAL
860 CHAUTAUQUA BLVD.
PACIFIC PALISADES CA 90272
USA

JAMIE LEE CURTIS
1242 S. CAMDEN DR.
LA 90035
USA

JOHN CUSACK
8457 MELROSE PL.
#200, LA 90069
USA

MARYAM D'ABO
7495 MULHOLLAND DR.
LA 90046
USA

WILLEM DAFOE
33 WOOSTER ST.
#200, NY 10013
USA

TIMOTY DALTON
91 REGENT ST.
LONDON W1R 8RU
ENGLAND

TED DANSON
10780 SANTA MONICA BLVD.
#280, LA 90025
USA

TONY DANZA
25000 MALIBU RD.
MALIBU CA 90265
USA

GEENA DAVIS
8225 HOLLYWOOD BLVD.
LA 90069
USA

TAYLOR DAYNE
2288 JERUSALEM AVE.
N. BELLMORE NY 11710
USA

REBECCA DE MORNAY
760 N. LA CIENEGA BLVD.
LA 90069
USA

PATRICK DEMPSEY
431 LINCOLN BLVD.
SANTA MONICA CA 90402
USA

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